Here are some funny bed bugs quotes:
You can’t have more bedbugs than a blanket-full.
When the bee comes to your house, let her have beer; you may want to visit the bee’s house some day.
Go to the ant thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise.
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar.
When the water rises the fish eat the ants, when the water falls the ants eat the fish
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
As snug as a bug in a rug.
The pedigree of honey does not concern the bee, a clover, anytime, to him, is aristocracy.